Brooklyn Paper's front-page scoop: no Brooklynite was chosen for the Nets Dancers after two auditions!
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The New Jersey Nets' relocation to Brooklyn has roused plenty of negative emotions in some quarters, but last week really hurt: not one hometown beauty was chosen for a coveted spot with the Nets Dancers when they make their dazzling debut at the Barclays Center next year--and this after two open auditions that drew upwards of 500 contestants.
Thankfully for Brooklyn gals who still long to shimmy and strut for the hoopsters, hope is a jump ball away-- [entertainment manager Kimberlee] Garris promised more try outs in the future.Just remember, "time to represent" may include photos from the back.
You hear that, Brooklyn? Girl, it's time to represent!